In the style of

McSweeneys, more or less, because reading the interview with the census taker reminded me that my pal Sandy Fish had done that job once. In Harlem, where it's hard to get people to talk to the government. "This is so much nobody's business," one lady said. Fishy used to promise people chocolate chip cookies if they'd let her in.
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